The How I Learned Series features writers, storytellers, comedians, and other raconteurs holding forth on a different theme. It all happens every last Wednesday of the month, and sometimes more than that, which basically means you will have the best night of your life on those nights, repeatedly.



Let's Be Adulty!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

I just wanted to take a moment, on this day of St. Patrick, to share with you that next week's reading is going to be sublime. What our esteemed readers will be presenting that evening will be as much of a surprise to me as it will be to you. But what I do know is that all attendees shall behave like mature grown-ups. We will dress in appropriate attire. We will shake hands and exchange pleasantries using our indoor voices. We will imbibe delicately. There will be no excessive laughter, no swearing, screaming, fondling under the table, frenching at the bar, or dry humping in the washroom. No one will depart with an acquaintance, much less a virtual stranger, with the intention of making sweet love all night long, and perhaps well into the morn. If that is what you are in search of, my friend, you have come to the wrong place.

How I Learned My Adolescence Was Over
Wednesday, March 25th at 8PM