The How I Learned Series features writers, storytellers, comedians, and other raconteurs holding forth on a different theme. It all happens every last Wednesday of the month, and sometimes more than that, which basically means you will have the best night of your life on those nights, repeatedly.



'Ave You Got A Male Assistant?

Monday, May 18, 2009

In anticipation of next Wednesday's show, How I Learned About Sex, here's a fun sex ed video I found on the YouTube. It's from 1973 and it contains British accents and hairy dudes. It also offers fantastic music for running frantically about town to find a rubber before your girl loses interest in your boner. Don't worry about the male assistant behind the counter and that weird look he gives you. He is obviously JEALOUS because you have a better beard AND because you are a hot skinny dude in denim about to have some teen sex with your g-friend and NOT EVEN get her pregnant. Anyway, if I were a dude I'd totally put that running-for-sex music on my iPod.