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This Month’s How I Learned was Amazing
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First, ERIN BARKER (The Story Collider) cleared the air, revealing the truth about her less than pyromaniacal past. Although there was a heavy dose of fire involved. What else was she to do really? A person can only take so many episodes of "7th Heaven" before they need an emotional cleansing via the flames of a cathartic house fire.
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Next up ELISA ALBERT (The Book of Dahlia)--yes, THE Elisa from Jewish teen pop group fame--explained what my uncle, who makes his own soy milk, has been saying for years: Dude, just, just some pot, man. It is one of the truest sentiments you will hear, but for some reason it has more weight coming from an intelligent, attractive young woman versus a man who wears Birkenstock sandals year-round.
As Blaise put it best, “someone has to follow cancer,” and ELIOT GLAZER (It Gets Betterish) proved the only way to successfully follow cancer is by calling vaginas "chowder houses." I think he said the word “vagina” more times than Julianne Moore in The Big Lebowski and that is great! Vaginas are great! Eliot is pretty sure.
|Erin Barker, Eliot Glazer, Lodro Rinzler, Blaise Allysen Kearsley, Elisa Albert and Jeff Simmermon. Table #7, y'all.|
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