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WHEN YOU GROW UP YOUR HEART DIES

For those of you who have been to How I Learned before, you know how much I enjoy John Hughes movies. (Well, really only nine movies out of all of them, but I love those nine so much that it's like enough theoretical love to go around.)

BuzzFeed -- you know that site that does all the quizzes that get posted all over Facebook -- just posted a "Which John Hughes Classic Are You?" quiz. Now, the senior editor of BuzzFeed, Louis Peitzman, was a featured performer at the last How I Learned and I was campaigning for a "Which How I Learned Theme Are You" quiz. I think this is as close as it's gonna get.

Oh, of course I did the quiz. Naturally, I got the 'The Breakfast Club.' I am Allison Reynolds. I've been saying that for years.