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Roxelana Trinidad's avatar

I did it you guys 🫢

“When I saw the word ritual, instinctually, I want to write about chanting. It feels too easy, but I guess that’s a benefit for me. I also feel like a fraud to write about a ritual, when the only action I take that is consistent with every single day is waking up to pee first thing in the morning, and snoozing my alarm. That I do without hesitation. Every. Single. Morning. Even on the weekends when the only reason for the alarm is to remind myself to give my son his daily drop of vitamin D. There are many mornings I wake before the first alarm sounds, but I grant myself permission to close my eyes again until it’s time to start the show.

When the 7am alarm hits, I will gently sit up not to stir my son awake. I hit the giant snooze button. With my phone’s most recent update the snooze and off button have finally been made more distinguishable. Unlike a few months again when both buttons used to be virtually the same size and on several occasions I woke up late. Once snoozed, I find myself back into bed.

In my subconscious I know the alarm will alert me in nine minutes to rise once again. Fortunately, my conscious state at the time only relishes in shutting my eyes once more and resting for as long as I please. I will continue to hit the snooze button a few more rounds. Because it’s so easy to peacefully sleep once again, both my future and past self know that I require several extra nudges.

My back-up alarm sounds at 7:45am. Now I know this is truly my moment, the house lights have dimmed to indicate the show is about to begin. I reluctantly wiggle my way out of bed and grab my phone.”

Danielle Beeber's avatar

This is best thing to happen in 2026 thus far!!!

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